We were walking down Facebook streets when we came across this post and it reads :
‘When I arrived he said he didn’t cook because he didn’t believe I will truly come, okay coz I ate on my way before coming to him, it was not a problem.
So he said he is not feeling well !
It was in the middle of the night okay fine he went to the loop for long so I didn’t feel anything wrong since he said he had a runny tummy…he came back and slept he smelt wors (sausage meat) le gravy! so I thought maybe it’s my nose…So I woke up and said I wanted water Haibo the I realized that he just finished eating there was even a plate on the sink…I went back to bed and told him that I was hungry, he said uyafana nami (We are the same) and akuna nex (there’s no food hey) …guys ngayeka lapho sleepover (That’s how I stopped sleep overs)…’
Here are some of the highlights from the comment section
Next time when visiting your man: Bring pap and salad/chakalaka at least to meet him halfway he will braai meat, we cannot expect men to do everything.
U must come to sleep overs with your scaftini phela we budget for what we eat each day , so u cnt just come n mess up the order of how food goes out.
I once dated a guy for 2 years he never spoke about food.
useless boyfriend, maybe he had last meal so he didn’t want to eat with you or he learned from his parents.
What if it is the way he smell, even myself my mouth sometimes smells like KFC ka month end. This is hilarious
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